07
Sep
Ugh, MY FEELINGS.
I just want to split a turkey sandwich with him and talk about how cool it would be if unicorns were real and what life would be like if crazy cartoon robots were to take over the world.
You may laugh, you may think I’m crazy, but that’s how I know you’ve never seen this kid being interviewed. If you had, then you would know that the above conversation is the least craziest one we could have.
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We would have the cutest, creative, spiritually fulfilled, intelligent, multi-ethnic children. (I’m just saying…)
